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Mourne not your comrades who must dwell / too strong to strive -
Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

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Why is this still alive. This was never funny. :|

  • 04.29.2008 4:11 PM PST
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“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”

Posted by: aku
Why is this still alive. This was never funny. :| Some one spiked the punch bowl.

[Edited on 04.29.2008 4:14 PM PDT]

  • 04.29.2008 4:13 PM PST

Loose talk is noose talk.

"Obama is a secret atheist Muslim ninja who has orders from Stalin's Ghost to nuke orphanages"
- Cracked.com on Glenn Beck

It was you! This was never a joke. It is evolving into something that revolutionize this planet. I would post linky, but that's bad.

Posted by: Equus Asinus
Posted by: aku
Why is this still alive. This was never funny. :| Some one spiked the punch bowl.

[Edited on 04.29.2008 4:21 PM PDT]

  • 04.29.2008 4:18 PM PST
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The Screw comic haz returned once again

Ep. 3 - The Screw tries to play the game (inspired by a mod post)

  • 04.29.2008 5:10 PM PST
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“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”

Posted by: Bat Z PG
The Screw comic haz returned once again

Ep. 3 - The Screw tries to play the game (inspired by a mod post) I now want Recon for the reaction alone. "Don't kill him, let me have a look".

*melees*

"You spooked him".

  • 04.29.2008 5:12 PM PST

Loose talk is noose talk.

"Obama is a secret atheist Muslim ninja who has orders from Stalin's Ghost to nuke orphanages"
- Cracked.com on Glenn Beck

Genuis. Pure Genuis.

Posted by: Bat Z PG
The Screw comic haz returned once again

Ep. 3 - The Screw tries to play the game (inspired by a mod post)

  • 04.29.2008 5:17 PM PST

Hook 'em Horns!

Posted by: x Foman123 x
And now, may I present to you, one of the greatest days in BNet history. :-D

Oh my God....

I think the OP deserves Recon and/or a custom title: "Lord of the Screw"

  • 04.30.2008 11:32 AM PST

Loose talk is noose talk.

"Obama is a secret atheist Muslim ninja who has orders from Stalin's Ghost to nuke orphanages"
- Cracked.com on Glenn Beck

So say we all.

Posted by: longhorn10
Oh my God....

I think the OP deserves Recon and/or a custom title: "Lord of the Screw"

  • 04.30.2008 3:14 PM PST
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Posted by: Bob Bobinson
So say we all.

Posted by: longhorn10
Oh my God....

I think the OP deserves Recon and/or a custom title: "Lord of the Screw"

i agree with that.... LONG LIVE THE SCREW

  • 04.30.2008 8:33 PM PST

Eat Pie... or DIe

If we reject the screw does that mean we are screwed????????

  • 04.30.2008 11:58 PM PST

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Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Ro P Pimpman
If we reject the screw does that mean we are screwed????????

Yes.

On a side note, nice avatar.

  • 05.01.2008 1:12 AM PST

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Time should not fly!
it should walk like everyone else does

lol, I loved that comic, panning on making more?

  • 05.01.2008 4:55 AM PST

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Posted by: Gangly Creature
lol, I loved that comic, panning on making more?

I hope so! They were pretty funny for being made quickly.

  • 05.01.2008 10:13 AM PST

Loose talk is noose talk.

"Obama is a secret atheist Muslim ninja who has orders from Stalin's Ghost to nuke orphanages"
- Cracked.com on Glenn Beck

Best. Comic. Ever.

  • 05.01.2008 3:11 PM PST
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Posted by: Elit3 R3ap3r 257
Screw: The Movie


42 Views , when I watched it. Epic.

  • 05.01.2008 6:02 PM PST

I am the clansman.

Posted by: Elit3 R3ap3r 257
Screw: The MovieMy good sir, that was the most epic thing I've ever seen.

*Standing ovation*

  • 05.01.2008 6:08 PM PST

Posted by: Reiginko
ninjas don't sleep, they

OH WAIT NO THAT JOKE HAS BEEN MADE TWENTY SIX TIMES IN THIS THREAD ALREADY WOOPS

This thread should be deemed everlasting and unlockable.

...if not already.

[Edited on 05.01.2008 8:06 PM PDT]

  • 05.01.2008 8:05 PM PST
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“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”

Posted by: Fors Aeterna
This thread should be deemed everlasting and unlockable.Oh, -blam!- no!

  • 05.01.2008 8:06 PM PST

Loose talk is noose talk.

"Obama is a secret atheist Muslim ninja who has orders from Stalin's Ghost to nuke orphanages"
- Cracked.com on Glenn Beck

I second it. Equus, go back to Russia where they have no freedoms.

Posted by: Fors Aeterna
This thread should be deemed everlasting and unlockable.

...if not already.

  • 05.01.2008 9:45 PM PST

Posted by: Reiginko
ninjas don't sleep, they

OH WAIT NO THAT JOKE HAS BEEN MADE TWENTY SIX TIMES IN THIS THREAD ALREADY WOOPS

Posted by: Bob Bobinson
I second it. Equus, go back to Russia where they have no freedoms.

Posted by: Fors Aeterna
This thread should be deemed everlasting and unlockable.

...if not already.
Thread locks you!

  • 05.01.2008 9:46 PM PST

ARBITER, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER !!! WORT WORT WORT.

Great name for it. cam's comment on page one, devinantly worth seeing.

  • 05.01.2008 9:50 PM PST

Legato Bluesummers.

I can't wait to see what he thinks of Marathon.

  • 05.01.2008 10:33 PM PST

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No wonder everyone always SCREWS around here...

  • 05.02.2008 4:04 AM PST
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“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”

Posted by: Bob Bobinson
I second it. Equus, go back to Russia where they have no freedoms.

Posted by: Fors Aeterna
This thread should be deemed everlasting and unlockable.

...if not already. No, it's cold, and everybody has guns and smells like soup!


And just for Russia's sake, in communist Russia, Ebay sells you!

  • 05.02.2008 5:03 AM PST

I construct my posts myself.

Stuff like this needs to be locked before they get blown 11 pages out of proportion and ruined. Evilcam should have locked it on the first page when he commented, to preserve any sort of honor that this "concept" / "ideal" / "way of life" might have had.

[Edited on 05.02.2008 5:26 AM PDT]

  • 05.02.2008 5:24 AM PST

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